Mathananinis

To boast about something which is impossible even after many attempts.

Mathana:I can trash you in badminton(even though I seriously fuck in it)
Hemnaath: Very funny *rolls eyes*

An example of mathananinis...

by mathanasuckscock April 15, 2009

Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

by Mortadella May 14, 2014

Dirty Math

To stick your finger into a friend's anus in an attempt to make him ejaculate so that you can have your turn.

When you're twos up on a girl and your mate is going on forever you might execute the Dirty Math.

Oh man I was having the best sex of my life with a filthy hookup last night until Phil pulled a Dirty Math on me. He couldn't wait to chow down on her creampie.

by No 1 in Japan June 19, 2020

i won the math debate

another word for i wanna masturbate...usually said in lisp:)

man 1: I won the math debate!
man 2: I WON THE MATH DEBATE YOU!

by 1234567891234 August 16, 2011

4G Singapore Math

Short for fourth generation math syllabus change in Singapore, since the Y2K bug. The Ministry of Education (MOE) is reverting to its old ways of controllably and uncompetitively writing its own elementary math content, instead of outsourcing the task to publishers.

Singapore’s MOE’s rationale to have an open tender in the late nineties was to allow the public to have a choice of “quality” textbooks from both local and foreign publishers, but with 4G Singapore math unfolding, teachers and parents will soon be left with zero choices.

by MathPlus December 16, 2018

Singapore Math

A form of “mathematical acupuncture” that could relieve non-Singapore teachers and students of math anxiety, if they experiment with problem-solving heuristics like the bar model method and stack model method, while experiencing the pain of brain-unfriendly questions.

Although a number of countries that embraced Singapore math have seen significant improvement in their students’ math scores, however, without parental and societal pressures for a nation to become numerate, at best cosmetic changes would result even with the best math curriculum in place.

by MathPlus July 14, 2018

Singapore Math

The mathematical equivalent of having brown rice rather than white biryani rice. An unsexy, wholesome math curriculum that is healthy to the mind, but brain-unfriendly for most students, who need to force themselves to mastering the concepts confidently.

Like taking cod liver oil, which is good for the body immune system, Singapore math may look unappetizing, but after spending a few hundred hours practicing thousands of nonroutine, impractical or sterile questions, your brain can only get mathematically stronger and healthier.

by MathPlus June 7, 2018