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Jinky trombone 

When a girl is tugging on your penis. ( flacid or half chubbed) and the girl starts making noises of a trombone.
Friend: Hey man where you playing the trombone last night in your room.

Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
Jinky trombone by Dswag5854 October 14, 2018
When there are three or more restroom urinals and another guy walks up to the one next to you.
Jim's a joiner, he loves to size up the guys in hopes of getting something.
Joiner by b4urn March 14, 2020

thousand joint stare 

what heavy marijuana users get after they are burnt out
1) when stoners stare off into nothing. like war veterains do when they return home.

2) Steve is such a burnout hes startin to get the thousand joint stare

Rob Johnke 

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!
Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!
Rob Johnke by Xia-Xie January 2, 2012

Pregnant Joint 

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.
Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.

cable jointer 

that cable jointer should have trained as a linesman
cable jointer by lad1738 December 9, 2016