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Cone job

When someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side.
Hey, jackass, don't cone job my ice cream!
by Ice cream lover September 26, 2010
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Bong Job

A sexual act performed on a male. The performer inserts his or her thumb into the male's anus, lights his balls with a lighter and performs oral sex. At the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.
Damn! Oddjob been giving me a bong job 'n shit. I ain't ever been to amsterdam, but shit me.
by Reginaldted March 16, 2011
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Breasts Job

When a girl slides your cock in between her beautiful breasts. She stimulates you with the soft warmth of her breasts until you can’t resist anymore and explode in pleasure.
She shackled my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to her bedposts. She straddled me and leaned her face down close to mine. Her breasts, still covered by her bra, pressed against my chest. She kissed me passionately as I was bound and helpless.

She sat up straight and undid her bra from behind, tossing it aside. Her beautiful, voluptuous breasts sprang out as she looked down at me, smiling. She was still wearing her spandex yoga pants. The soft, silky texture felt great as it rubbed against my thighs.

She moved back towards my feet and then lowered herself down until her breasts enveloped my erect cock on either side. My entire body shook from the wonderful sensation of her soft, firm, and warm breasts touching my sensitive erection.

She raised her head up to look at me and smiled devilishly. She placed her hands on my abdomen and began sliding her body forward and back so that her breasts rubbed up and down my cock. She was facing me the entire time she did so.

I writhed against my binds as the pleasure built up inside me. I felt intense pressure rush through my cock and I cried out as I orgasmed with such intensity, spurting cum all over and in between her beautiful breasts.

When it was over, she got off of me and off of the bed. She walked towards the bedroom door and waved at me before walking out, still leaving me shackled to her bed. I couldn’t wait until the next breasts job.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys April 4, 2022
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Job's Daughters

World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!

Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
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job-skanking

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent
by Daniel June 1, 2004
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Acid job

a type of blowjob, where the girl giving you head deapthroats you so good where she gags herself on the dick, letting out a little vomit onto the penis. this causes a burning sensation on the penis along with a great blowjob.
boy A- hey man lets invite those sluts over from last weekend, they give acid jobs.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.
by bopster king June 26, 2010
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band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.
- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
by jl91 December 15, 2008
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