jeebis

the way british people say jesus.no lie.lol.

chip chip its JEEBIS!

-OR-

holy jeebis christ!

by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007

jewish curse

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk

Beth totaly has the jewish curse.

by carlos espanoza December 21, 2008

jebus

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

Jewish Sparkle

A person who possesses a certain charm that only the Jewish can acquire.

Person 1: Frankie is oddly charming
Person 2: Yes, she certainly has that Jewish Sparkle.

by MooTheJew December 11, 2016

jebus

was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!

by Ralfh October 14, 2004

Jewish Interest

Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.

*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....

by Celestial Guardian November 1, 2016

jewish dyke

Someone who is not so wealthy and is fugly.

"Jack, you looking like a jewish dyke."

by RipThyBootyCheek May 28, 2018