Homely-humper 

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013

Plane Humped 

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

Plane Humped by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

HollaBack Humpday 

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.

damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!

HollaBack Humpday by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013

Humpy-Toy 

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.

Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?

Humpy-Toy by L. B. April 11, 2008

humpy bumpy 

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate

"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!

humpy bumpy by whiskymack July 15, 2004

Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off

Humpty Dump

Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019