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Kobe Hater Faggot

Also called a KHF

A person who is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and is mad because Kobe Bryant is not having sex with them. This leads to them being angry at everything that Kobe Bryant does even if it is spectacular. Their sole purpose is to tear down Kobe Bryant's image in their own mind in an attempt to try and decrease how much they want to swallow his seamen.
Laker John is such a Kobe Hater Faggot that he calls his shots nutbangers so he can think of Kobe Bryant's testicles banging him from behind.

There is not a bigger KHF than Cholo who spends all day every day criticizing Kobe on ESPN's Lakers' message board while fervently masturbating to Kobe's 81 point game.
by JoshMorganisgod January 24, 2009
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halfers

to go 50/50 on an investment by involving another party
hey man, do you wanna go halfers on that thai prostitute? it'd be cheaper for both of us if we did.
by ajhope May 26, 2010
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Dragonforce Hater

One who dislikes the band Dragonforce. This could be for many different reasons.

1. They just don't enjoy the music.
2. They hate the fact that there are several unintelligent people that think they are the greatest band ever.
3. They heard a rumor that they speed up their songs and blindly believe it.
4. They dislike all mainstream music.
5. They think it sounds too much like video game metal.
6. Their friends dislike the band and they are merely trying to fit it.
7. They think that their only famous because of Guitar Hero 3. (Not gonna lie, that IS where they got alot of their popularity from.)
There could be several more reasons.

Said hater could be arrogant or passive about their dislike. Most arrogant haters will verbally attack Dragonforce fans saying that they listen to crap music.
1. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled kids there who think their the best though.

Passive Dragonforce Hater: I don't really care for that band. But I'm glad you had fun. Wanna go see Trivium next month?

Me: YES!

Both high-five.

2. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled ki...

Arrogant Dragonforce Hater: *interupts* Oh my god, you like Dragonforce? You know they speed up their songs and can't play good live right? Your such a faggot. Go listen to some real metal like Killswitch Engage or Dream Theater.

Me: Um...I actually like both of those bands.

Arrogant Dragonforce hater: Oh....well Dragonforce still sucks the big hairy "I'm only famous because of guitar hero" penis.
by scorpion6274 October 8, 2009
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Hater

Something that everyone claims to have when in reality, no one even knows who they are.
Retard: I LOVE HATERS!!!
Me: You dont have any haters. No one even knows who you are.
Retard: FUCK YOU HATER YOU DOT EVEN KNOW ME!
Me: Exactly.
by Lil Wayne sucks 3 dicks July 13, 2011
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Hater-By

Drive-By Hating

Spewing hatred as one walks/drives/skips/runs past someone else.
Yo, Robby just walked by me and mumbled some shiz under his breath. I'm the victim of a damn Hater-by.
by DeekPA March 6, 2011
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Hater

Anyone who disagrees with the person calling them a hater.
You don't believe in free everything for everyone? You're a hater. I hate haters. (Note lack of understanding irony).
by Luxomni December 28, 2014
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Sub-Hater

Someone who spends all day on U.B, defining words like "emo" and "Scene" and while defining them, goes of into some rant about them and how they suck.
Sub-Hater: Wow, scene kids think they are really cool. They are so egotistical. I am glad I don't belong to any specific group and remain totally individual.
by How_Tragic October 1, 2005
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