goober

Jasmine

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.

by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

A persons action, body language etc. that said person considers it normal but among other people it is generally thought as weird.

That kid is a goober

Why is that goober playing dungeons and dragons he’s like 17

by Takes two to mango June 9, 2022

goobertegga

A super hot dude that has a good buzz cut side profile and is a good school dude and get so many girls with so much rizzz

I wish I was a goobertegga!!

by Berxy June 13, 2022

goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Gooberstomper

The act of cumming in a shower drain and stomping it down with your tounge. Can also be used as an insult for people who cum in shower drain and then stomp it down with their tounge.

This motherfucker is such a gooberstomper.

by Gooberstomper July 14, 2022

Goober

A slur towards clowns

Get out of here you Goober and go back to blowing balloons

by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022