Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

fairy dogging

To have gay sex in a public park with strangers.

I went fairy dogging in the woods.

by AJ Quick May 24, 2014

Fairyism

The state of being a fairy.

Gerard Way should really try to hide his fairyism better.

by Intrnetdad June 6, 2015

fairyjo

A Fairyjo is a breed of cow typically found in tropical regions. These cows are wild, and cannot be held captive due to their agressive nature. There are no known recordings of a human eating a Fairyjo.

Me: Wow, never seen one of them before!
You: Thats a Fairyjo, the worlds most agressive cow!

by fairgofairyjo January 5, 2016

Fairy fuck dust

It's like the word bullshit. When you do not agree with a situation and your gonna call bullshit on the situation at hand.

What kind of fairy fuck dust is this?

Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.

Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.

Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?

by HighMaintenance68 September 4, 2016

fairy lady

1990s slang for a lesbian who bottoms during sex.

i heard veronica was a fairy lady.

by heartica April 20, 2018