direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)

Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 9, 2019

One Direction

A four-piece, British-Irish band that formed July 23, 2010 on the X-Factor. The band consists of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. There used to be a fifth sex god, Zain Zayn Malik, but he exited the band on March 25, 2015. The four remaining beautiful sex gods are currently on their 'On the Road Again Tour' otherwise known as OTRA.

Directionator: One Direction is so stupid.

Directioner: Want to say that again to my fist?

by darkinsomnia October 14, 2015

directory

Another word for absoultely awesome!!!

"This sweet smelling lavender candle is soooo DIRECTORY!!!"

by alexTHAyward March 14, 2005

Direct Hits

Compilation album of B-sides and Rarities released October 12,1968 in the U.K. and November 30 of the same year in the U.S. by The Who.

Direct Hits:
1."Disguises"
2."Run, Run, Run"
3."Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
4."I Can't Reach You"
5."Our Love Was, Is"
6."Call Me Lightning"
7."Magic Bus"
8."Someone's Coming"
9."Doctor, Doctor"
10."Bucket T"
11."Pictures of Lily"

by Taxman September 18, 2006

Drecture

A long sermon-sized speech made by a drunk with many repeated phrases.

My dad makes tons of Drectures when he's drunk

by Krazy Guitar Grrl September 23, 2011