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JJ Disease

This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
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zackley's disease

Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeenas.

Firstly acknowledged in Pantera's video "Three - Watch it Go!", by Dimebag Darrel, Phd.
John Doe: "Whatta hell is that stench?"
Jane Doe: "It's your mother. She has zackley's disease. Die."
by Metalmassacro June 20, 2008
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Disease X

Where you are given Meth when first born and then you slowly become insane to where you are put in an asylum then you are killed before you murder anyone.
Don't go near him. He has Disease X and will harm you.
by Makie Kilo February 22, 2015
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Aaya's Disease

A disease that makes you a emo/vampire kid
Amethia has the Aaya's Disease
by Someone10101010101010 September 21, 2010
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Dickinson's Disease

another xbox related disease similar to Tuffy Tantrum, however the anger is often took out on a younger brother, sometimes being thrown down the stairs. The cause of this is often blamed on the controller but is always the user just being generally shit. the controller will sometimes be put down in protest.
A: His Dickinson's Disease is realy aciting up today
B: yea cos he is dump on fifabowl
A: He will get relegated
by JamieSm1th February 23, 2009
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Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.
by Brian August 9, 2004
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Pumpers Disease

The act of "pumping" a girls head up and down while receiving oral sex.
Girl: "Stop, I can't breathe!"

Man: "Shutup bitch! I got pumpers disease!"
by Andrew Joshua February 20, 2011
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