Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 9, 2004

diddy

diddy is the alter ego of fair lawn resident matt devore. it started out as something that just surrfaced when he was intoxicated but soon carried over to be his nick name to all he is known too including complete strangers. along with the name comes a dance that just involes moving your hips and upper body in a side to side motion, it is simply called the "diddy". anyone who knows matt knows that this name fits him perfectly because like the real celebrity diddy he is just as smooth and black.

whats up diddy?

by fair lawn god February 21, 2011

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

K-Diddy

this is for somebody who's name begins with a K and they are a bit of a rapper wannabe. Another thing to call them would be K-Did or K-diddles if you really want.

"heyy K-Diddy you recorded that new colab yet man?"

by emiliee July 9, 2009

pimp diddy

A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.

I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.

by ArmyDave October 5, 2006

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003