Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 14, 2013

Dictionary Whore

Someone who abuses Urban Dictionary by using it to post about people they dislike when it means nothing to anybody else but themselves.

An example of this stupidity is this:
brandon reich

by Lugie Bob May 21, 2005

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.

Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

by Cirsce March 10, 2021

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006