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Croagunk

A person/pokemon who insists on cockblocking just for the sheer hell of it. He embarrasses you in public by jabbing you with his poison while you are in the middle of making a move, screwing you overin a way no one else can.
Man if that croagunk gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him.
by Yin_the_Absol October 9, 2008
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croit

A fictitious muscle group (also, gloits). Often used sarcastically to deride those who take their work-outs too seriously.
Gym Rat: Oh man, I really pumped some iron today.
Smart Ass: Really hammered your croits, eh?
Gym Rat: Aw, yeah, sure did.
Smart Ass: Idiot.
by poetcetera March 27, 2010
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cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.
"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."
by SuperBAW August 7, 2014
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Crooked arrow

The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.
by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017
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Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children
I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
by 6in6 July 12, 2018
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Cross country

The most fucking overrated sport of all time, that's also more difficult than any other sport ever (yes, even football). It is terrible, high maintenance, and for you to be a good xc runner you need so much endurance, practice and stamina, because if you don't, you're fucked because they're absolutely NO breaks*/timeouts/whatnot during the races and even the practices.

*includes water breaks.
Damn cross country is so fucking hard and tiring, my friend had an asthma attack and almost died while doing a race. Fuck xc
by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 8, 2021
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Flame Crotch

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.
Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly
by hnrmeow June 3, 2009
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