commewted sentence

A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.

Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!

by QuacksO December 14, 2022

commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

cosment

The idea of being and just an existence to drive positive change

Your such a cosment, it’s very impressive and it’s made such great things happen

by HumanityOne March 15, 2024

Cosmentocious

a word that means everything or anything that you want and imagine covering for all words that exist and don’t exist

I wish this table was Cosmentocious. In this case this word is used to describe a table she wants but doesn’t understand how to explain it.

by M15dropshota December 8, 2024

Commendup

to come back and end up doing something

I will Commendup finishing this puzzle before bed

by mikcapo January 10, 2025

commend

to crack (engage in sex with)

Oh yeah bro I definitely plan to commend her.

by valentino0000 December 26, 2025

Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said

You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.

Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025