Convo-Closer

A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them.

This could be due to an abundance of windows in the task bar, or the person is just full of themselves.

Person 1: "The combination to the bank's master safe is 45-30-13"
Person 2: "Yeah, ok..."
*short amount of time passes*
Person 1: "OH MAN! I just deleted all of my codes!! What was the combination to the master safe!?!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a Convo-Closer"

by BMos March 6, 2008

Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.

Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

getting closer

when two people know little about each other so try to bridge that gap by getting to know more about one another

tom and simone we’re getting closer but not speaking

by Jeremy Corbyn December 2, 2019

closet girl

a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.

"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"

also see: closet slut closet whore

by Sama August 12, 2005

close the account

To end a friendship or relationship.

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010

Cannoli Closer

A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.

My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.

by J.Chang August 4, 2011