Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter May 19, 2006

chat whore

someone who cybersexes all day long, with anyone

she's on yahoo 24/7, she's such a chat whore.

by chenger November 8, 2003

Chat Module

Originally, it means Bot, or chat bot via bnet but in times of intellectual...well when there is nothing that you can say that can really insult someone, you pull out a word from your ass, usually something that you believe makes you sound smart and hoping it both insults and confuses your e-opponent at the same time

20:55:39 <Malice> and you think you're cool on a chat module

by Tequila August 25, 2005

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

CHATARRHEA

Online rhetorical spew, particularly in a chatroom, usually by someone suffering Online Personality or Online multiple personality disorder- Like diarrhea of the mouth, only in text form.

In a chatroom, Amber is talking about everything from politics to killing vietnamese people with a chair, to baking cakes for Jesus on Christmas. Is she okay, or suffering from Chatarrhea?

by jaytheorccc January 18, 2009

Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.

Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009

Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.

I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not

by casefacee November 9, 2009