"Curt Cobain" it

To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)

Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save

by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.

I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.

by Odd_James June 27, 2019

STD Containment Chamber

a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.

dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?

by when gamer? August 25, 2019

STD Containment Breach

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.

Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"

by Synth 2 September 1, 2019

Kurt cobain

The seat behind shotgun in the vehicle your about to ride in.

Guy: shotgun...
Girl: Kurt cobain then.
Guy: what’s that??
Girl: the seat behind shotgun(you)

by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019

Kurt cobain

DEAD BOI

If the passenger seat in a car is called shotgun, then is the seat behind it called the Kurt cobain?

by IDFKMON March 19, 2020

Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020