butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008

tight butthole

Word used to describe awesome so very awesome, your mom got pregnant with Jesus' baby. To use in a negative sense, you say the word "loose butthole" instead. Other variations include "sexy butthole, inflamed butthole, and stinky butthole." Hell, you can mix it up and add your own adj. to butthole with its own definition.

Kid: "WHOA I JUST GOT AN ACROSS THE MAP TOMAHAWK KILL ON BLACK OPS!"

Kid2: "Damn son, that's tight butthole."

by MrBunbun99 July 10, 2011

Butthole Incineration

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.

"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."

by Mikey Rawling December 22, 2007

puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin

Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!

by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016

close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!

CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?

by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007

lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.

Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!

by junkmime April 7, 2015

loose butthole

butthole that is streched because it has been repetedly fucked or fingered.

person 1: "you see that guy"
person 2: "yeah, doesnt he go out with peter?"
person 1: "yeah. he has a loose butthole."

by buttholeeeeee March 20, 2010