Aleth

Me bitch. I am Aleth.

"aleth is so cool because shes writing her own name in this god forsaken dictionary"

by ImAlethBitch November 23, 2021

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

Alpha Mods

Gay Indian Kid

You're such a Alpha Mods!

by sp1ur December 24, 2021

Alpha male complex

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha complex and Alpha male syndrome.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)

Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha male complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!

by skibiditoiletfed42069 March 31, 2022

Alpha female power move

A female takes a piss in the urinal.

Jon just witnessed a lady sneak into the mens bathroom and do an alpha female power move.

by Krip3nyt June 18, 2022

Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023