4:22 

the time when a weed high wears off.a 4:22 can very from quality of product and amount smoked.usually follows or begins with sadness and hunger.

i.e.-shit i 4:22`d,weed sucks.

dave:damn!

tim:whats wrong,man.

dave:i 4:22`d

tim:shit!

4:22 by dave the talking bagel September 1, 2010

Jan 22 

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 100 times anywhere on the body 💋😍 And don’t forget your sexy as fuck 😍💯

Hey Mia , bring that sexy ass body over and let me kiss you since it is Jan 22 😘💋

Jan 22 by Sexygal.22😍💯 December 7, 2019

Catch 22 

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

Catch 22 by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

October 22 

National stfu and stop believing urban dictionary national days

On October 22 we should all shut up!

October 22 by Aly00p October 21, 2019

bitch-22 

A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.

Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.

bitch-22 by mtnthc August 6, 2016

February 22

GIVE UR CRACKHEAD FRIEND ANYTHING THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT!!!

Crackhead friend: OTTERS FOR LIFEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH

February 22 is national crackhead day!!!

February 22 by Liz_urbandictionary December 4, 2019

January 22 

The Day you ask your crush out and he might reject you

Person: heyyy wanna go out
Crush: hell nahh
Person: it’s January 22
Crush: oh then yess
Person Yay

January 22 by getting rejected by my crush January 21, 2020