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crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
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freedom head 

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.
My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.
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Greek Head 

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.
"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"
Greek Head by nktrotty July 12, 2017

Robot Head 

The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.
Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.
Robot Head by themanofmanwords July 11, 2017

talking head tennis 

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
Someone who loud mouths something that you don't want to be said.
Dude, Sasha was being such a Hot head earlier
Hot head by anonymous August 8, 2017

tonk head 

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess
Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!