wack-a-dex

A man's mental list of women that he chooses from when masturbating.

Dude, my new nextdoor neighbor is hot! She has totally been added to my wack-a-dex!

wack-a-dex by Sporto August 5, 2007

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counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

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An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

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Check out Ronald's new bleached cornrow mullet, Hawaiian shirt and orange nail polish. That dude's wack af

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One who pleasures themselves to pictures and or movies of World of Warcraft

Hey Jon did you hear, Billy's old lady is a "WoW Wacker"

WoW Wacker by gn4hir October 30, 2008

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When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

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Beating off in to your hand and then eating the cum

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