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Manchester United

A football team with fans from all over England except Manchester. There manager is one of the most dispicable people ever to make it on TV and due to there large glory hunting fan base take up valuable time on sky sports with storys that aren't even news. Most of there supporters have'nt got a clue about football and go to watch one game a year if they are committed coming up with typical glory hunter excuses for supporting them like my grandad once went on holiday to manchester. They are everything that is wrong with football today from all the money being at the top of the game, to overpaid young men who have lost touch with reality, to brainless supporters who wonder why the goalkeeper is wearing a different kit to everyone else. There stadium sucks it might be big but its ugly and soulless with fans who only sing when they are winning and even then its just a few of them. they should be demoted to league 2 for the blatant favouritism referees give them then see how many make the long trips from Essex, Warwickshire and South east Asia to watch them play.
Football fan: How many Manchester United games have you been to this year
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.
by Wazza 1986 October 3, 2008
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United States Military Acadamy

A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...
Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.
by cadoodle December 3, 2007
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Unit

1> someone who is indescribable.

2> some one so fucked up, & complicated that they can only be discribed by the word UNIT
that Cherise is some UNIT.
by joshua power June 27, 2009
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Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).
Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.
by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009
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EVA Unit 01

one of the many "EVA" 's in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion. This EVA Unit 01 is piloted by the main character, Shinji. It has a paint scheme consisting of purple, neon green, some orange, and uh.....purple...This EVA also has a "Berserker Mode" which "activates" when the user is rendered unconcious...or is overtaken by extreme amounts of anger, rage, and bad words.
"Is EVA Unit 01 running?" Dr. Ikari asks. "No Sir, EVA Unit 01 is standing still" replies a scientists. ".....Smartass" says Dr. Ikari.
by ZEEKYboogyDOOG July 28, 2008
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United States of America

A great country that is heavily stereotyped, (just like every other country), contains 50 mostly good states, has one of the largest populations, has territories all around the world, and was founded on July 4, 1776 due to the writing of the Declaration of Independence followed by the American Revolution. Urban Dictionary probably isn't the best source to get information about it. For a more in-depth and unbiased opinion, look on Wikipedia
by Lucky_Is_Sucky November 30, 2011
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G Unit Records

A record label created by 50 Cent after the blockbuster success of his debut album "Get Rich or Die Tryin'".

Artists currently signed to G Unit Records:

50 Cent CEO
Lloyd Banks
Tony Yayo
Young Buck
Olivia
Spider Loc

The Game was signed, but was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005 due to be disloyal to the camp.
"The Game has been excommunicated from G Unit Records."
by Charlie Roberts March 13, 2005
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