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Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023
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Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
by PikminFan2000 April 27, 2024
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Rooting

Sucking the clit through a gap in the teeth. Getting the clit by the root.
Let’s go back to my bedroom for some rooting. I was rooting this girl, she left, and never contacted me again.
by KenziZumba May 5, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 17, 2022
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square root

Simple tool, all there is to a person, the root of a simple problem basically insinuation of dumb or a basic person basic b**** or or less than.
She sent him the square root symbol basically meaning he was simple or basic or shallow. He was a ham head she said... Half of the man he could be... Or easily cuz he's closed-minded red because he's closed-minded like a basic math problem LOL she laughed... Square root is a basic symbol for a algebraic equation!
by Saucy girl#333 August 25, 2022
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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