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You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat

A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.
"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger

"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P

"Genius" - Ginger
by Pashley September 19, 2012
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striker

"Dude, are you out of striker again? I've got to take a shit!"
by eastcoaststompin February 3, 2008
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Stroke Woman

1. A woman who had a horrible disfiguring stroke and miraculously recoveres only to find that she has gained amazing stroke powers!!!!
2. Someone who basically has a stroke and acts specially enhanced by their stroke.
3. Person who has a skirt of wonder and relatively Amishosity and various other powers.
4. Yolanda Vasquez
Stroke woman just stole my bike to ride to the Amish convention!
by Alice can eat you March 1, 2008
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Strokefaced

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
by stroke face killa October 26, 2008
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Stroketard

A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks".
Let's get off of Bedford Ave and away from Anna Maria Pizza, it smells like Stroketards.
by hornos de microondas March 14, 2009
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Sproker

The person who does kinky whiping motion with a chain.
eg,
To do a whipping motion, saying sproke everytime you do it, to someone walking away as a joke or to do it in seroius kinky stuff.

also similar to sproking but thats to do . This is the person who does the sproking
Brooke* said "Hi" to Mr. Nathan, but as he was walking away, she* did the sproking motion as a joke.

*; The * is to show that "Brooke" is the sproker. Being the person who does it
by BSJA September 24, 2009
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strokegasm

/strōk - ɡazəm/ verb
Particularly strong orgasm that causes reduced blood flow to the limbs and brain, often resulting in facial expressions resembling that of a stroke victim.
Gunther, in the throes of a strokegasm, tried to hide his contorted face behind a pillow.
by Dennis Gartman April 8, 2016
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