Squat-Fuck

A jobsworth cunt.

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

Squat

When one women squats on top of dudes face and or dick for exercise and deep fucking

Cant wait to squat on u

by TheDoubleDestroyer October 17, 2018

Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

Also associated with

Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.

Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.

by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018

The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.

Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.

by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018

Taco squat

When a female gamer teabags you after being killed.

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.

by Feldokkon January 9, 2019

Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing

by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018