COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"

Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!

by Toulon October 6, 2013

Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.

Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

by kaotik_klownie February 26, 2004

sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007

Splong

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!

by gooboo November 8, 2009

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016