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protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.
Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!
by enhanced April 14, 2010
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protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources
The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....
by Josh August 29, 2004
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Protected

I DO SAY! Have you seen my cat?
by asbhj December 2, 2003
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Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.
Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"
by Sailorjeff and Sands June 7, 2011
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Prosexional

To be very proficient and highly skilled at sexual intercourse.
"Oh my, Stacy. Jim rocked my world in bed last night! He is a real prosexional in the way he handles me."
by real-diculous March 19, 2013
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protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority
I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.
by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017
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Protestor Pursuit

When you intentionally anger protestors for the purpose of getting them to chase you Need For Speed Most Wanted style.
I totally angered this protest crowd and it insanely became a protestor pursuit.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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