plonker 

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

plonker by andy21224234324 September 7, 2013

plank 

A synonym for a "rebound" in basketball.

Did you see Dirk jump up and get the plank?

plank by CarsonF November 21, 2007

plankbox 

a guido male, who has the similar mental stability as a piece of wood. His favorite activity includes "beating up" the pussy, or as he calls it "that box." Even though his "guidoness" keeps him from getting laid, he still prides himself on his thrusting techniques and believes that the reason he was put on this earth was to fuck when he really is horrible at it. And at the end of the day he just has to tuck his sack back to remind himself of what he never gets. His favorite phrases include: "ima carve me somma dat roast beef," and "i wanna suck on those hershey kiss nipples of yours."

Neil: "Let me see ya flop dem titties fo me."
Room full of mcclarreannes in unison: "Jeezus Neil you are such a plankbox sometimes."

plankbox by Sara Uitnutyski April 30, 2009

plinka 

a male cats genitalia

how's your plinka, tub tub?

plinka by B-Wad January 29, 2007

plank doctor 

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.

Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental

plank doctor by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

Plock 

A Steven universe fan

Nephrite: I need light to live because I’m a rock
Onion: so you’re a Plock?

Plock by Dhdhdhx August 28, 2019

plinko 

n.
1. CommonA pricing game featured on the game show The Price Is Right

2. Right Cold Hard Cash, often acquired in an unsavory manner.

v.
1. To hustle, to slink

I sell my body for plinko.

I slinked some straight plinko at the pool hall.

I plinkoed at the pool hall.

plinko by TRON McKNIGHT December 2, 2007