a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

piss-dangle

1. (v) to be pissed off and confused at the same time
2. (v) to take a big sh*t
3. (adj) an adjective that can be used to describe almost anything

1. dude, what happened last night? i am so piss-dangled.
2. i gotta piss-dangle
3. Jonas blacked out on the sled piss-dangled.

by Speaker 11 October 30, 2010

Pissing peeps

Constantly prank calling one person.

" yo fat." Puts down the phone, another call. " yo fat". Pissing peeps

by Glitchingnames October 3, 2017

Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022

pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018