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Definitions by Swampedbandit

Fucked up beyond all repair, the name of a notorious Toronto gang leader which has Down syndrome
That mans a fubar fham
Fubar by Swampedbandit May 25, 2022

Baby shoppers employee 

A person who is employed at a shoppers drug mart, instead of being employed at a grocery store, therefor attaining the name “baby shoppers employee”
Swamp: haha you work at baby shoppers stupid baby shoppers employee
Josh: nooooooooo I work superstore I not baby

Horny goblin 

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass
Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey
Horny goblin by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Swam pass 

A pass granted to those groups no allowed to use the phrase “swamp ass
Josh: damn I can’t say the s word at least I have a swam pass tho
Swam pass by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Chunky piss

When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit
I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building
Chunky piss by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Shower stomp 

The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering
Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok
Shower stomp by Swampedbandit April 14, 2022

Swamped Up 

When one is particularly aroused, angry, or a large case of swamp ass.
I’m swamped up right now I saw a female today
Swamped Up by Swampedbandit March 26, 2022