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You're Number 1!

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.
Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"
by P. Dubya July 1, 2007
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Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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number 9

Known by college students fondly as the shit you have to take the morning after a night of drinking lots of beers
::the next morning:: oh dude i need to take a number 9 real bad!
by PT loves!! May 16, 2007
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Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
by wordelder June 23, 2011
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Boy Rule Number 5

When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:

1. Grabbing her hands

2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory
Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.
by Level12 January 31, 2010
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number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!
Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!
by vegiepop September 1, 2006
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number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan
Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.
by eyes for you November 18, 2009
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