Work Mouth 

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.

At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on.

Work Mouth by mandawoowoo December 21, 2010

small mouth syndrome 

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

small mouth syndrome by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

round mouth 

The shape your mouth makes when it's go a cock in it; a cock sucker. A phrase commonly heard on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show - Sirius satellite radio on Howard 101.

That guy was such a jerk that he should be a candidate for round mouth of the day.

Hey man, why are you trying to fag me out all the time. You're such a round mouth.

round mouth by Roundy February 22, 2008

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation by christzak December 9, 2008

motor mouth 

Someone who never shuts up, excessive chatter.

Brock is such a fucking motor mouth, my fucking ears are hurting.

motor mouth by John Harrison October 19, 2004

Turtle Mouth 

Term used to describe people of Greek origin.

John Stamos from "Full House" is Turtle Mouth.

Turtle Mouth by ??What?? December 1, 2010

foot-in-mouth disease 

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot

I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.

foot-in-mouth disease by Baz S. December 9, 2007