Monomnia

the disease that makes you single

Dude, I must have monomnia. I've been single for months!

by BobbyDobby April 25, 2010

Monogender

A gender based on the heat Index

It’s 108 degrees of heat index today! You really think it’s beautiful outside? How could you not consider my Monogender

by Clark527 July 8, 2018

Monochild

Monochild is a child who is very ugly but has Shuichi Saihara’s eyes due to the fact he’s the father. He looks like a bald version of Baby Kaede with Saihara’s eyes, we don’t know the other parent of Monochild.

“Hey look, it’s the ugly child”
“Do you mean Monochild”
“Yeah, exactly”

by Local Kokichi kinnie July 5, 2020

Monokuma

seggsy bear 🥵

Person 1: I love Monokumas juicy ass 🥵
Person 2: What the Fuck

by despair.chiaki February 23, 2021

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Monobrow

a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery

dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!

by alli bear October 27, 2007

Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

by billberto March 21, 2005