Monomnia 

the disease that makes you single

Dude, I must have monomnia. I've been single for months!

Monomnia by BobbyDobby April 25, 2010

Monomaniac

A person who doesn't shut up and dominates conversations.

Man, I couldn't wait to get away from him/her. I swear it was like twenty minutes he/she kept talking. What a monomaniac.

Monomaniac by AH73 October 17, 2013

Monomania 

the state of a person being obsessed with achieving a single desire or goal, usually the face would be willing to do anything in order to fulfill their need

person 1: gosh, there's this car i've wanted to purchase for years, i've worked my ass off every day just to get all the money. honestly, i'd even sell my organs for it.
person 2: jeez, dude, that's a real monomania if you ask me.

Monomania by thedemonunderyourbed September 30, 2024