mongatard

Adj. A combination of Monga and Retard combined. Essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an IQ lower than a Meadow Muffin.

Einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that I now give him the title of Mongatard!!

That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!

Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!

by inept technician September 16, 2006

cock mongrel

To be; be like; or imitate joe. Also known as a complete ass hole; a dumbass

HAHA joe your a cock mongrel

by John the bro March 22, 2008

mongay

a poor slang term for a party - involving the consumption of alcohol, along with the participation in wholesome activities, i.e. boardgames, knitting, etc.

Do you want to come over to my house for a mongay? or ... Hey, let's have a mongay on Monday.

by FiddleFaddler January 18, 2011

fish monger

felicia's a fish monger!
inside joke

hey fish monger, get your ass over here!

by pinki November 21, 2003

monger

enormously big....especially referring to a womans breasts

dude.....did you see the mongers on that chick?

by Armani November 12, 2003

monged

We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged

'Marias cafe has monged me'.

by aaron July 9, 2004

monger

someone who partakes exclusively in something that is beyond busted, such as scavenging leslies back or just straight up being the dub. see tom orbison for more info

*the wreck mongs on leslies back while jacking off all over himself and eating a sammich hands-free style*
kid 1: damn that fuckin kids a monger
kid 2: you got that right, i heard that maggot eats 40 grand calories a day
wreck: what? who told u that... LIE

by peach butter fire April 12, 2005