lumpels

Muscles that are so defined that they appear lump-like in appearance or to the touch. (Like a cyst)

See all the lumpels in that woman's arm Pete, it's down right nasty...

by Naruwein September 15, 2010

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpsir

1. To formally request a lump of something in your drink.

2. To inform the said gentleman that he has a noticeable cancerous tumor.

3. Protrusion of various bodily parts after being struck with a blunt object.

1. Q. Would you like any sugar in your tea?
A. A lumpsir.

2. Mr. Darcy, I must say that that is quite a lumpsir on your forehead.

3. "Would you like a lumpsir?"
*WHACK!*
"..."

by Melman42 August 23, 2011

lumpa

rachelie and ZC

hey look its a lumpa

i know what a ZC

by robert orner December 17, 2011

lump sack

A word used in many different convorsatins, like in arguments when you dont know what to say. (has no meaning just wierds people out and makes it akward for them.)

guy1: hey dude ur moms a whore

guy2: well.. ur a lump sack

guy1: what?....... im out

by katz98 January 19, 2012

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpishness

Stupid or dull, clumsy or cumbersome. Likely the result of the effect from a member of the opposite sex.

She has distracted, confused and baffled me to a trifecta of lumpishness.

by Myzt November 5, 2012