make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

by LittleBARON February 11, 2022

itchyfanny

An itchy twat

I thought an Itchyfanny was an Japanese
motorbike until I discovered Smirnoff.

by John MacMillan November 14, 2003

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

My biznitches itches

a.When one is extremly toxicated and the only thing they say that makes sence is My Biznitches itches
b.haveing complictions when drunk

A. shit i cant find my car key "My biznitches iches"!!!
b. Im gonna take my shoes off and putt my stocking on my head, "My Biznitches itches"!!

by Chelle and Stef September 15, 2008

Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

itchy

being really aggrivated or mad about something, usually referring to a certain subject going on at the time during a conversation

Guy 1- yo bro, i cant get this music on my ipod, and its pissing me off

Guy 2- yo are you mad itchy right now??

Guy1- yeaa, annd i hate it

by CBoU December 28, 2010

area of itchness

area of itchness is when you get an itch on your body, usually the back or hard to reach places. As you cant reach it you need your gf/bf to scratch it for you.

you circle with your finger the area of itchness and your gf/bf would scratch it for you, to stop the itch.

by itch, area, scratch, body,back June 28, 2010