Hammer mansion

Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.

Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.

by trojanhorse August 5, 2009

Hammerbagged

Slang for attacked, abused, severe disappointment, hassled, overcharged (like getting hit with a bag of hammers, figuratively)

Also "hammerbagging"..the act of getting hammerbagged.

Did you see what they are charging me? I got hammerbagged.

Look at all this traffic..we are getting hammerbagged.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me...I took a royal hammerbagging.

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011

hammered the baseline

to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.

Jim really hammered the baseline.

"Can't code this."

by Marine Coder April 4, 2013

hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!

Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

by HurricaneB March 1, 2014

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016