Goat of Football 

Christine Sinclair, the highest goal scorer of international football. Captain of the Canada national team. Olympic gold medalist.

The Goat of Football Christine Sinclair has 190 international goals. Penaldo has 127, and he needed 4 milion penalties to do it.

Goat of Football by chFree77 November 6, 2023

goat rodeo 

A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.

"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."

goat rodeo by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008

Goat house 

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.

"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".

Goat house by shrim December 13, 2012

goat cheezed 

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.

kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!

goat cheezed by gotcheezed? April 6, 2006

goat monkey 

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

goat monkey by housboggy November 5, 2003

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

Goat Nuts by Jen December 17, 2004

GOAT THROAT 

when a girl has a hair from her chin to the bottom of her neck, a very hairy neck/chin.

"I would hate to see how hairy the rest of that chicks body is because she has goat throat!"

GOAT THROAT by James A. Gray May 25, 2006