Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010

Flaming K

1.Something (or someone) gorgeous, amazing and awe-inspiring.
2. Something (or someone) that makes life worth living.

1. That quadruple somersault was a Flaming K!

2.Without Flaming K, my life would be a pathetic puff in the exhaust of an old GMC.

by Flaming J July 31, 2005

flaming seagull

A really homosexual sailor with a speech impediment

Gosh...Is it just me or has Barney become a flaming seagull?

by really.cold.alaskan April 29, 2006

flaming nob

the act of having a chick blow you, and then, a little before you're about to finish, you grab her head for dear life and light her hair on fire, encouraging her to work quickly. Then you put out the fire.

"Feel like going out tonight?"
"Dude, I can't. I was giving your mom a flaming nob, but I lit her hair too low and now I got a second-degree burn on my balls."

by SizzT September 26, 2008

flaming gummy bears

gummy bears soaked in vodka

Those flaming gummy bears got me sooo drunk last night

by gummybizzle October 31, 2010

flaminguin

The offspring of a flamingo that has bred with a penguin.

Sid, the dancing penguin, and Giselle, the flamingo, had two baby flaminguins. their names were Francesca and Eduardo.

by naleilei May 9, 2006

Flaming ass pussy

A guy who is a giant flamer, is an ass to guys and girls alike, and who is also scared to do anything. It is also a good word to use when you really want to degrade someone after they said something bad about your mom, or other relative.

Diego is a flaming ass pussy.

by Bamph March 27, 2009