chocolate fever

When a man obsessed by the chocolate women enters the stages of fever.
Particularly common amongst big hairy Swedes.
See also angus, angry angus, booka, chat, cubano

Angus the Bavarian saw a hot black girl in Spearmints from the corner of his eye.
Immediately he jumped from his seat, pulled his wallet from his pocket, grabbed her and her chocolate sister and gave them copious amounts of money to disrobe in his presence. Whilst smoking a cubano.
The chocolate fever had set in.

by boohog June 8, 2004

Christmas Fever

A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.

P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."

P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"

by Artzygirl5520 November 12, 2015

Asian fever

When one has extreme attraction towards Asians of the opposite sex

I’ve got a major case of asian fever

by Holymacaroniwhatthefuck April 5, 2018

Bieber Fever

The disease that consumes the brains of young females, and makes them literally go insane. To be around a large group of these infected girls one mention of the name "Justin Bieber" will cause chaos and you would probably be trampled to death. These delusional tweens also believe that they will marry Justin Bieber, news flash that is not going to happen.
There is no known cure to "Bieber Fever" most likely it will be the next actress/singer to be queefed out of the murder machine that is disney.

Rabid fangirl: OmFG I <3 JuSTiN BiebR!1!!1! I'M gOinG tO MarrY HIm!!!1!!
Me: you are just an idiot with Bieber Fever, you will not marry Justin Bieber, you will most likely end up as an obese housewife with too many kids.
Rabid fangirl: *hysterical sobbing*

Ex.2
Rabid fangirl: Omfg Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, I swear I'll kill her because she's a pedo slutbag with no life Gawd what a whore.
Me: you know it's people like you who make me look foward to dying alone.

by forever a nerd January 19, 2011

Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.

"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"

by TheCholo October 3, 2011

world wrestling federation

The World Wrestling Federation WAS the worldwide leader in "Sports-Entertainment" specializing in scripted, wacky storylines and fixed matches during a time period from 1980-2002 when it was FORCED by those arrogant "pandas" aka the World Wildlife Fund for Nature to change their promotional name from World Wrestling Federation (the real WWF) to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), since then WWE has become a shithole where pussy ass bitches like John Cena (a wannabe who can't wrestle for shit) and Randy Orton (who at time of definition entry was Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion) SCREW WWE!!

Long Live the REAL WWF (World Wrestling Federation)!!!!!

Person 1) Sir,I demand you donate $100 to the WWF
Person 2) Why? so you can ruin my life?
Person 1) Excuse Me? You disrespectful jerk!!!
Person 2) I ain't dealing with no stupid ass, good for nothing "pandas" who STOLE the WWF initials from that wrestling promotion in Stamford, CT
Person 1) Why are you still angry about that?
Person 2) Because EVERYBODY knows that the real WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation, so take that biatch!!!!
Police Officer) Sir, you're now under arrest for harassment of a wildlife-based fundraising organization!!!!
Person 2) NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by JDawg01913 March 2, 2014