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crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.
After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.
by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009
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Sidney Crosby

AMAZING hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He is cute, sexy, and seems like he would be great in bed. I have met him he is nice, kind and very loveable. He has all girls drooling over him.
hockey mom talking to another hockey mom: "your son is the next Sidney Crosby"
by Crosbysgirl87 February 12, 2010
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crusty boomers

Baby Boomers who are luddites, technophobes or just stuck in an old way of thinking.
I'm tired of all these cool gadgets being struck down by crusty boomers. They need to get over their fear of anything embraced by younger generations.

Oh great! Another crusty boomer dissing my piercings.
by One who can't be named December 8, 2006
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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Crusty Eyes

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.
After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.
by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009
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crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her
I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.
by jimlustylip September 16, 2010
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crusty tug

Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.
'Going for a wank'

"Didn't you go for one earlier?"

'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'
by Peteyboixoxoxo March 3, 2014
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