crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her

I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.

by jimlustylip September 16, 2010

chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

NORB

N-no
O-operant
R-reason
B-boner

Dang it i cant get this NORB to go away!

by jimlustylip September 17, 2010

quwonkydogwood

when a girl is fucked so long and hard that she has a seizure and dies

SHIT! I gave her a quwonkydogwood.

by jimlustylip September 17, 2010