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cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
by Thunnus November 1, 2012
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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012
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Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank March 8, 2011
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Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA
Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.
by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023
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cooter mouse

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.
by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024
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cooter conked

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
by MissouriBound January 28, 2024
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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