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chromer

an individual who decorates their automobile with every single pseudo-chrome, stick-on accessory found in the Automotive isle of Walmart.
Jake is a straight up chromer; he must have hit up every Walmart and Autozone in the tri-state area. He's got so much chrome on his Corolla that you can see that sucker from space.
by guruerror November 3, 2011
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Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?
by User010 September 18, 2020
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Chromosome

The world 'chromosome' is usually used to bully someone
GameGod22: Hey Burt, I didn't like how you said Hello yesterday
Burt: Idc I have more chromosomes then you

*GameGod22 goes crying**
*GameGod22 kills himself**

Burt: Well that's 1 less chromosome to handle!
by BlockBoy72 July 6, 2018
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y-chromosome-ish

An act by a male that is totally uncalled for. Only males have a Y chromosome and some things they do can be classified as 'typical'
4 guys and a girl walk along the street. she says (looking at her hot dog) 'wow, this is bigger than I thought!'
All guys start laughing and say 'that's what she said'
the girl says 'urgh - you are so y-chromosome-ish!'
by toffeetheturtle17 April 26, 2010
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Y chromozone

Y chromosome is something that makes a man in the genetic DNA code
I'm a girl and I have no y chromozone
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XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.
"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."
by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008
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Chrmemsec

Chrmemsecs, or to use it's English translation, Anoraks, are world renowned in the history of Evolution for being articulate in both oral and anal social intercourse.

The most self-centred of egotists, Chrmemsecs salient and hypocritical unconscious incompetence, encourages sufferers to refer to themselves as Captain or Doctor.

Chrmemsec is synonymous with the Greek word 'Phil' or 'loving', most sufferers tend to take the meaning quite literally and fall in love with themselves, ending up a complete basket case.
Hello Phil :O) your a fine example of a Chrmemsecphil
by ManYooMan May 2, 2005
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