Camper

When an ugly dude who is brown, but thinks he is white, pretends to last a Zombie apocalypse.

Hey Angad, you stocked up on food and waited. for 1.5 to 2 years. I think that classifies as you being a Camper.

by r1789 May 22, 2011

camper

person who :
Is stationed more than 5 seconds on a spot

Is unseeable without checking every spot
Is in prone so even if u look everywhere they just lie somewhere camouflaged.
Is unfair playing and doesn't have skill enough (nube) to just walk around.
A person who has a sniper equiped is no camper because it is the purpose of a sniper rifle to kill someone at a safe , unseen range and not to make close quarter kills!

Killed by camper:U f*cking camp3r g3t sum sklLLs and d0nt camp!

by kills nub3s December 28, 2009

camper

In 1st person shooters online, the term given to a player who stays in one spot, and continualy shoots anything that comes into site. Typically uses a sniper rifle or the like. Some campers try to defend themselves, but most of the online gaming comminity are of the opinion that they are boring, and just make the game that much duller. A good solution to the camper problem is to ban sniper rifles (were possible) or to play maps where camping will only get you kille such as "harbor" on Call of Duty. It is also just as good to have a map where there are some good areas to camp, but if you spawn in the wrong place, you're fucked. A good example of this would be "rocket" in Call of Duty. It is esspecially fun to melee campers who don't see you.

FFS! Stop camping and the play the game!!!!!

by the kerrek April 22, 2005

gas chamber

The act of farting in a small enclosed office. This creates a chamber of ass gas.

"Dereck straight dropped a biscuit in that office."

"Shit yeah he pulled a gas chamber."

by Karma Police August 24, 2005

campervan a vere

the exclaiming of a object from a distance.

Who's campervan a vere?

by Foxy1984 December 25, 2007

champeer

Champagne (preferably cheap), that has sat out all night at a party so it ages a bit more and tastes more like beer. Should be consumed at room temperature as you wake up, hung over, at 1 p.m.

Note: When orange juice is added, the mixture is known as champeerosa.

Sally: Ooo my head hurts....I really need some hair of the dog. Did we drink everything?

Jill: Nah, we got some champeer. Down it.

by Scookums January 27, 2008

Chamber Mistress

Like a chamber maid, but in a more BDSM way.

"Mi-chan is a chamber mistress"

by DropDeadMisa May 28, 2009