Suicide Baiting

The act of convincing someone that you just committed suicide or are about to commit suicide.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3's exe tried suicide baiting him
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by 67memes February 8, 2020

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Lion Bait

Another name for an African American from some Jungle who is considered lunch for a lion.

Aka: porch monkey, jive frog, jigaboo, buckwheat, tar baby

While I was at the airport I saw a 7' tall 100lb lion bait with a spear that he brought from Zaire.

by Tito santana montoya February 16, 2006

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Fish Bait

Jail bait located at an aquarium.

"Steve don't touch that it's fish bait!"

by yourwelcome1088 December 21, 2009

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Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

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Whale bait

Guys and girl that unconsciously attract fat people.

Apparently I'm whale bait because last night all the fat girls were trying to flirt with me.

by austin89 January 16, 2016

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An audio or video clip from a public figure, celebrity, or politician, that is deliberately provocative. The clip is then picked up by Buzzfeed and its competitors, and is instantly turned into click bait, giving the speaker free publicity and attention. Donald Trump is the most frequent and effective user of sound bait

Sound bait from Donald Trump: "I will build a Great Wall, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall"
*5 minutes later*
Buzzfeed: Which crazy Donald Trump quote describes you the best? Take this quiz to find out!

Upworthy: Donald Trump just said something REALLY awful about Mexico, but watch this video to see how an 8 year old girl proved him wrong!
Gawker: Watch Donald Trump's Latest Idiotic Bigoted Racist Blunder!

by kurbak September 21, 2016

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