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The Guy Who Asked Story 

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofys family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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Nobody asked you 

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
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Who Asked 

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
The act of asking a question to either make one self look better or feel better about themselves.
Jenny askurbated today when asking if she was fat, she knew she wasn't.

Askholes 

A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
"Hey, should I break up with Sherry?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!
Askholes by Crystizzle May 4, 2012
It is a prison term for a favor and then you owe the other person a favor in return.
Can I have an ask? I don't do asks. What about a trade?
Asks by Jennifer O'Keefe September 27, 2007

askali/afande 

in swahili askali means police and afande means soldier
askali/afande
you talk like askali(police)
askali/afande by mfalme May 29, 2009