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Ultimatepuff

The best thing that has ever happened to this world. The soul of the universe. The most important being of all. All who deny Ultimatepuff will be spammed to death.
John: Hey Steve, do you know Ultimatepuff?

Steve: You mean that spamming piece of---

A loud screeching sound suddenly hits Steve, a box labeled "spam" falls onto Steve.
by Ultimatepuff January 5, 2008
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Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Fighting Championship

Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).

The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.

1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.

2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.

3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).

Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?

It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
by poontaliciousness 1 June 22, 2011
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Ultra-feminism

Ultra-feminism is like feminism but with the belief that women are better than men. While people are allowed to think what they want, the whole point of feminism is equality for BOTH men and women, not a bias to one or the other.
While sexism is a horrible thing, it does not give a reason for women to do the same thing to men.

Ultra-feminism is not good, but normal feminism is fine.
by The Guy Of Many Pseudonyms March 27, 2011
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michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014
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Ultima Online

A once great and successful MMORPG that was nerfed beyond recognition in '00-'01... Despite the fact much was nerfed/neon colored the game still held good PvP after '00, however, with its newest release AoS (Age of Shadows) The last shred of what once was UO has become a diablo 2 knock off.
EA Sucks they destroyed Ultima Online, I remember when I played that game like it was my life back in '98
by Azaroth March 26, 2004
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ultima online

Once the greatest game of all time. Then AOS (Age of Shadows) was released and the game went down hill then and every year after.

Was a great game to grief and harrass other players. Now full of trammy noobs who are all worried about rares.
I made over $5000 on an Ultima Online player ran shard. I won UO more than once.
by Skoad July 3, 2006
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